#software languages

[shiverandqueeef]

Rūrangi S1E4 (2020) dir. Max Currie

[dkettchen]

you know english infiltrating other languages due to the internet has become a problem when even the french are doing it

[jack-the-fool]

[crowrrupt]

Porque te vas...

[reyrapidsbutgayer]

Ranking all Elden Ring Base Game NPCs by Fuckability. PART 4 of 4 THE TOP 10 MOST FUCKABLE

Why are we here just to suffer? Tumblr has a 30 image limit and there are 91 characters to get through. Don't blame me, blame @azothinc

[PART 1 (91-66) | PART 2 (65-37) | PART 3 (36-11) | PART 4 (Top 10)]

Time for the top 10 finalists, place your last bets now. I think it's obvious what my preferences are.

#10: Millicent

Pros: Badass Valkyrie warrior woman. Cons: Is rotting a little, but not a deal breaker

Reasoning: What is there to say? She's cool, she's tough, she's honorable, she has the pride to hold onto herself even in death. She fights by our side, she sees us an equal. She has just a hint of crazy in her, but not enough to end up killing me. She's like a travel sized Melania but less likely to stab me with anything I don't consent to being stabbed with. Peak lesbian warrior woman, I am down on my knees for her. For sexual purposes? To propose? Why not both?

#9: Iron Fist Alexander

Pros: Perfection personified. Cons: Technically not fuckable.

Reasoning: I don't think Alexander is capable of sex. When it comes to livign Jar biology, the clay seems to be their actual body. The innards are kinda incidental. They can seemingly removed and add them as they see fit, and can exist just fine without them.

Alexander wouldn't want to engage in sex even if offered. He'd probably laugh and say something like "Ah ha! I've heard of this sort of thing between you and your compatriots. A melding of flesh and emotion as it were? Ha ha! Not unlike our innards I bet! I wouldn't bother with such behavior, it's unbecoming of a warrior such as I. Besides, that kind of melding seems to be far less permanent than ours."

However, I am certain that he would let me fuck someone else inside him. He wouldn't even bat an eye, he'd just enjoy the experience of two warriors bonding inside him. "Quite a display of trust to include me in such an intimate little tarry! Hah ha! How wondrous!"

#8: Lunar Princess Ranni

Pros: Mean Sexy Evil Witch Lady Who Kills God Cons: "Are we the baddies?"

Reasoning: I didn't want Ranni to end up this high on the list. She technically can't have sex since she is a doll puppet, and doesn't seem particularly interested anyway.

But I mean... she's the daughter of Radagon and Rennala, two of the horniest most bisexual characters in the entire FromSoft catalogue. (only surpassed by Marika, who is also Radagon.)

If she was in her original red-haired 8 foot tall body, she would literally clench and rip your dick off in a millisecond. She'd bend you over and fuck you so hard your spine would be curled into a pretzel.

No matter how fuckable she was in the past, we have to come to terms with the fact that she is pretty evil. She gets a lot of innocent people killed in her "ends justify the means" methodology. (Her means are pretty good, I mean, killing the Greater Will benefits literally everybody.) But we can't overlook just how many innocents she tramples underfoot. She allies with Rykrad, abuses Albinaurics, and creates the Deathblight plague in her attempt to escape her fate.

It's gonna happen, she's gonna rearrange your guts like an origami calendar no matter what you do. So you might as well steer into the skid.

#7: Fia, The Deathbed Companion

Pros: Enjoys some good warm, lifely vigour Cons: Skeleton Skeleton Skeleton Skeleton Skeleton

Reasoning: Fia is rather complex. She supports the downtrodden, cares for those who need her, and seeks to reshape the word into a kinder place...

But she is also full of bugs. And skeletons. And the lifely vigour of many champions. And you are next.

She is a huge creep, but she fucks so good she brings back the dead. You are legally obligated to obey her and partake in the sweet nectar of the Baldachin Blessing at least once before you become a skeleton, even if it results in you becoming a skeleton way faster than anticipated.

#6: Latenna the Albinauric

Pros: Loyal Companion, Loves Dogs Cons: None, don't you dare say otherwise.

Reasoning: Weirdly enough, Latenna won out against a LOT of other NPCs. She's just a good person with genuinely no faults. Is that boring? Or marriage material? I know my answer. She hates Gideon, she loves dogs, she wants to put a birthing droplet (cum) in Phillia. We have so much in common it's crazy.

#5: Rennala, Queen of the Fullmoon

art credit: @chaospyromancy https://www.tumblr.com/chaospyromancy/679194108441608192/rennala-took-the-dog-in-the-divorce?source=share

Pros: Giant depressed bisexual witch lady Cons: Extremely Divorced

Reasoning: Rennala is the poster child for sexual prowess in the Land's Between. Literally the only feasible way for Radagon to trade up was to marry himself. She can rip a hole in a man's bussy from 50 meters away, and that's WHILE she is depressed.

In her prime, there wouldn't even be a list, because she would have fucked everyone else to death already.

#4: Sorceress Sellen

Pros: Mean, Heretic, Creepy, Crazy Cons: Mean, Heretic, Creepy, Crazy

Reasoning: I really didn't expect her to get this high in the rankings. Sellen is mean, she has committed war crimes, she probably holds the same racist beliefs towards albinaurics and misbegotten that the rest of the Carians do, and she made me kill an old man in silly pants.

But I can't say no to her. Could you? My fist has been inside her soul, that's a bond you can't break even after being smashed into a giant ball of screaming mages.

She is the toxic ex who keeps hitting you up whenever your life is finally back on track, only to ruin it the moment she leaves your bedroom. And you'd do it again happily, no matter how many times it happens.

#3: Patches

Pros: He's Patches Cons: He's Patches

Reasoning: There was originally a different NPC for #3, but Patches stole the position, sorry about that.

Even still, you are already fucking Elden Ring characters. You aren't a real fan if you don't make an exception for him. He's slightly below average in terms of sexual prowess, but I mean... You have to try it out at least once.

#2: Nepheli Loux

Pros: Everything Cons: Nothing

Reasoning: Nepheli is the most morally upstanding character in Elden Ring. She fights for the little guy, she questions her own morals, she tells Gideon to go blow himself, she apologizes to her enemies, she upholds the values and traditions of a vanished civilization.

Plus she is fucking ripped, and is as close to banging Hoarah Loux you can get while managing to survive afterwards. There are more compelling characters, more dangerous characters with more dynamic sexual aspects, but Nepheli has literally no drawbacks as a partner. She's more of a hero than the player is, and that's honestly a sexier quality than most people give it credit for.

Is she is a little bit sad? You fool, you absolute fool. Give her a bird and she will come back as a fucking Queen of an entire kingdom.

She's the #1 sexiest Elden Ring Character for a reason. If given the choice between every other NPC, she is the obvious choice and always-

what do you mean I miscounted? She isn't #1? Well the. who the hell is?

#1: Miriel, Pastor of Vows

Pros: Turtle Pope Cons: Not even gonna consider any.

Reasoning: Not even in a sexual way. He's ascended beyond the need for sex.

But he is our pastor, and all of the NPCs I marry on this list will be officiated by this Turtle. And the consummation of all those marriages will also occur directly in front of him at his request. "All things yearn to be conjoined" indeed.

Rapid-fire list of all the NPC's I'd actually want to marry:

Nepheli Loux

Latenna

Millicent

Yura

Boggart

Melina

Diallos

Blaidd

Roderika

(all of the Valkyrie sisters)

Rogier

Rya

Kalé

Hewg

Boc

Thops

I've noticed that this list was definitely influenced more by "are they a good enough person to justify sex" rather than strictly just "are they hot?" I guess it's because I genuinely don't find jerks attractive. That might be a healthy mentality, but then again I also made these posts, so stable mental health isn't really something I can claim with much confidence right now.

And it is finished... I can't believe I wrote all of this (i mean I can, i just don't like it.)

If this gets enough likes and reblogs I'll... I don't know, rank all the spirit summons by how long they would survive squid game, or be able to catch Kira, or which degree they would get if they went community college. I'll figure it out when I figure it out.

<- Part 1 <- Part 2 <- Part 3

[payasita]

Quick question, how does one Visual Novel?

real answer: if you have no interest in programming, try Tyranobuilder on steam! if you want full control of functionality and gui, i recommend learning Ren'py! both programs are free.

joke answer: idk man ask someone who's actually made one

[itz-pandora]

Thinking about Shadow and Metadow and Metamyadow

[bmpmp3]

voicevox humming might also be good for those looking weird metallic noisy vocal synths if they're willing to play with the unpredictability of it because i had akashi on the absolutely wrong range setting for this song and he started breaking down like faulty motor

[noosphe-re]

virtual (adj.)

late 14c., "influencing by physical virtues or capabilities, effective with respect to inherent natural qualities," from Medieval Latin virtualis, from Latin virtus "excellence, potency, efficacy," literally "manliness, manhood" (see virtue). It preserves Middle English virtue in the sense of "efficacy, power to do."

The meaning "being something in essence or effect not in fact; existing virtually though not actually" is attested from mid-15c., probably via the now-obsolete sense of "capable of producing a certain effect" (early 15c.). Opposed to actual, real, literal.

By 1831 in optics, of apparent images, as in a reflection. The computer sense of "not physically existing but made to appear by software" is attested from 1959, originally of memory.

Etymonline

[agent-z-coding]

I HAVE FINALLY SUCCEEDED

IT WORKS!!! IT WORKS!!!!!

[4, 5, 4.3] -> add BECOMES 13.3!!!!!!!!!!

YOU PEOPLE I HAVE DONE IT

source code will be coming soon (as soon as i get more helper functions working.

For now, PLEASE contribute if you can. Even as little as suggesting some helper functions could help me a ton.

Contribute below:

Open a PR, An issue, Anything, Just mention what the language lacks and you don't even need to implement it yourself, I'll add it to the To-Do list and get working on it ASAP.

Join the discord server, I will be posting updates and asking for suggestions and providing beta builds: https://discord.gg/JxnKn9jd

[mofftarkinandglossurabbansquares]

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SQUARE MILITARY RANK INSIGNIA MILITARY SALESMEN FROM OUTSIDE THIS CLUSTER OF GALAXIES

NO I DON'T WANT TO BUY ANY MORE STORMTROOPER ARMOR. I HAVE ENOUGH, THANK YOU.

[ninyard]

polyglot neil is always my favorite

-🐏🐏

ALWAYS. and i know maybeeeee its unrealistic to keep imagining him learning more and more languages but also he has never in his life had a chance to have a hobby and he needs something to keep him entertained outside of exy and andrew. so to ME neil josten never stops learning languages and wants to know at least a little bit of almost every language in the world. somehow.

rip neil josten you would have loved duolingo

[local-magpie]

i think people should just pay me to look very pretty and say vaguely smart sounding things in discord servers so that i can pay off my student loans and quit my job and eat grapes all day while playing ffxiv and making medieval shit

[frank-olivier]

The story of BASIC’s development began in 1963, when Kemeny and Kurtz, both mathematics professors at Dartmouth, recognized the need for a programming language that could be used by non-technical students. At the time, most programming languages were complex and required a strong background in mathematics and computer science. Kemeny and Kurtz wanted to create a language that would allow students from all disciplines to use computers, regardless of their technical expertise.

The development of BASIC was a collaborative effort between Kemeny, Kurtz, and a team of students, including Mary Kenneth Keller, John McGeachie, and others. The team worked tirelessly to design a language that was easy to learn and use, with a syntax that was simple and intuitive. They drew inspiration from existing programming languages, such as ALGOL and FORTRAN, but also introduced many innovative features that would become hallmarks of the BASIC language.

One of the key innovations of BASIC was its use of simple, English-like commands. Unlike other programming languages, which required users to learn complex syntax and notation, BASIC used commands such as “PRINT” and “INPUT” that were easy to understand and remember. This made it possible for non-technical users to write programs and interact with the computer, without needing to have a deep understanding of computer science.

BASIC was first implemented on the Dartmouth Time-Sharing System, a pioneering computer system that allowed multiple users to interact with the computer simultaneously. The Time-Sharing System was a major innovation in itself, as it allowed users to share the computer’s resources and work on their own projects independently. With BASIC, users could write programs, run simulations, and analyze data, all from the comfort of their own terminals.

The impact of BASIC was immediate and profound. The language quickly gained popularity, not just at Dartmouth, but also at other universities and institutions around the world. It became the language of choice for many introductory programming courses, and its simplicity and ease of use made it an ideal language for beginners. As the personal computer revolution took hold in the 1970s and 1980s, BASIC became the language of choice for many hobbyists and enthusiasts, who used it to write games, utilities, and other applications.

Today, BASIC remains a popular language, with many variants and implementations available. While it may not be as widely used as it once was, its influence can still be seen in many modern programming languages, including Visual Basic, Python, and JavaScript. The development of BASIC was a major milestone in the history of computer science, as it democratized computing and made it accessible to a wider range of people.

The Birth of BASIC (Dartmouth College, August 2014)

Friday, April 25, 2025

[reyrapidsbutgayer]

Okay, i found you cause of the elden ring dlc fuckability list. Then i read the other one because 90% YOU'RE RIGHT!! HOWEVER

Where is Blaidd?! Where is Kalé?! I NEED TO KNOW! Are there more lists and i missed them??? CAN YOU DO THIS FOR OTHER FROMSOFT GAMES????

Ask and ye shall receive BECOME BESOTTED BY A THOUSAND CURSES.

For the record I used a pairwise website to rank every single NPC (and invader) in the base game against one another, which was 91 NPCs for a total of 4,095 cross references I had to make. It took 2 days back to back to go through them all. I hope you're happy. (I am. I got to think about Elden Ring character's fucking for 2 days straight. I do that for fun already. I ain't even getting paid.)

Here we go. We are:

Ranking all Elden Ring Base Game NPCs by Fuckability. PART 1 of 4

The rules for this one are a little different. This was more of a "who'd be a better partner" tournament where I compared two NPCs at a time, and ranked them by total point value.

This is both my personal subjective opinion on who is the most fuckable, and also objective inarguable reality because I am always right.

I'll rank every NPC and give them PROS and CONS of dating/banging them. Most of my major turn offs are usually:

How stinky they are. (come on guys, shower.)

How morally reprehensible they are in-universe (do they have a justifiable reason for their actions)

How racist/sexist they are (against albinaurics, misbeggoten, omen, ext,ext.)

How crazy they are. (would they kill me during/after)

Most of my major turn ons are usually:

How stylish they are. (charisma factor.)

How kind to others they are in-universe. (Like, would they theoretically be a good romantic partner.)

How much of a personal bond they have with the player. (Sometimes loyalty to a specific character is just too strong to ignore.)

How crazy they are (It can be hot if utilized correctly.)

This is assuming each character is capable and willing to have sex, or willing NOT to kill you long enough to finish.

This is gonna be broken into multiple parts since it's so long.

[PART 1 (91-66) | PART 2 (65-37) | PART 3 (36-11) | PART 4 (Top 10)]

Let's go on an Elden Ring dating sim shall we?

INNELIGABLE :

Aurelia and Aureliette:

Reasoning: Are dead children.

Jar-Bairn:

Reasoning: Is a child filled with other dead children.

#91: (Last Place) The Three Fingers

Pros: None Cons: Wants to burn the entire world.

Reasoning: The world is where people live, people that you can have sex with. Bottom of the list, easy. Two in the stink and also one in the stink because this thing sucks.

#90: Shabriri

Pros: Has the body of Yura. Cons: Doesn't have the mind of Yura (Also wants to burn the entire world.)

Reasoning: Self explanatory. He wants to burn the world, he pretends to be a feminist to earn your trust, and he isn't even gonna use Yura's body to fuck. Absolutely pathetic.

#89: The Two Fingers

Pros: None Cons: Level 5 Racist. Too Catholic, Boring.

Reasoning: These things spread the awful propaganda and agenda of the Golden Order and the Greater Will, two things that suck. It's not even a cool fleshy monsters, it just rotting mushrooms.

#88: The Loathsome Dung Eater

Pros: At least he's doing it to bad people??????? Cons: You know why.

Reasoning: He sucks. I'm all on board with the "kill all the bigots in power" thing he has going, but I mean... Jesus christ man.

#87: Sir Gideon Ofnir the All Knowing

Pros: None Cons: Lied on his resume, also did multiple genocides.

Reasoning:

His style?

WHACK

His schemes?

WHACK

The way he steals your spells without fighting the bosses?

WHACK

The way he disrespects and gaslights Nepheli Loux after murdering her entire clan?

WHACK

The way he murdered all those albinaurics for an artifact they would had just HANDED to him if he asked nicely?

WHACK

The way he doesn't actually know anything?

WHACK

Is my pussy wet and wide open? NO!

I'M TIGHT AS FU-

#86: White Mask Varré

Pros: He's mean to you. Cons: Covered in diseased bloody poop. Hates women.

Reasoning: This guy wants me to fight against the golden order, which I was already going to do anyway. He didn't need to kill all those maidens. Also he's covered in bloody diarrhea 24/7, that's canon.

#85: Nameless White Mask

Pros: Is exactly like Varré but doesn't talk. Cons: Is exactly like Varré.

Reasoning: Is exactly like Varré but doesn't talk. Same thick layer bloody diarrhea coating his entire body, but now with 33% less Varré

#84: Pidia, Carian Servant

Pros: None Cons: Is a mind controlling pervert.

Reasoning: This dude hides in the shadows and tries to make sex dolls out of innocent women like Ranni (despite the war crimes) and Nepheli Loux (despite the war crimes). He acts pitiful and preys on your sympathy while taking advantage of the vulnerable.

Honestly, incel behavior. 1,000 years jail.

#83: Sage Gowry

Pros: None Cons: Weirdo

Reasoning: Honestly I'm fine with the whole "is a bug" thing. But if you told me an old man was "raising" young girls until they "blossom" I'd call the cops. And in the lands between the only cops are the Omen Killers, so it falls to me to raise my own blade and protect all the Scarlet-Rot-Lesbians™ myself.

#82: Preceptor Seluvis

Pros: Is not at fault, is just a mind controlled puppet. Cons: Is a mind controlled mind controlling pervert.

Reasoning: He's basically just Pida in a big hat. The hat is rad, don't get me wrong, but not enough to forgive his fatal levels of heterosexuality.

#81: Maleigh Marais, Shaded Castle Castellan

Pros: Has a cool sword. Cons: Is a toxic incel.

Reasoning: Wasted all his time and money simping for a woman who never even knew he existed. Lives in a diseased poisoned castle and his entire family line collapsed after one dude telekinetically stole their sword. Do you know how many dudes with telekinesis I have to put up with on a daily basis? Absolute loser.

#80: Bloody Finger Nerijus

Pros: Has a cool knife. Cons: Is part of the blood-poop cult.

Reasoning: I like your knife dude, but please take a bath. We fought in a literal river, and you still couldn't dodge roll the stink off. I ain't fucking you again dude, stop asking.

#79: Inaba, Disciple of Okina

Pros: Is a samurai Cons: Is a samurai covered in blood-poop and is a follower.

Reasoning: This guy had the chance to be cool, but got sucked into Mohgs(now Miquella's) blood-poop MLM pyramid scheme. And not by Mohg or even by Varré, but by OKINA of all people. This is the guy who gets stuck with 30 pallets of unsellable leggings and a crippling gambling addiction.

#78: Bloody Finger Okina

Pros: Is a samurai Cons: Is a samurai covered in blood-poop

Reasoning: Dude, you could literally be doing ANY other samurai shit right now but you are just killing random people on a desolate snowy mountain-top in the name of a mind controlled loser who already forgot your name. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow.

#77: Sanguine Noble

Pros: Is at least trying Cons: Is part of the blood-poop cult.

Reasoning: Exact same as Nerijus but at least he helps lead you to Mohgs palace. He gets like 5 more seconds of consideration before I dump him.

#76: Esgar, Priest of Blood

Pros: Likes Dogs Cons: Is part of the blood-poop cult.

Reasoning: Hey at least he has dogs. Dogs covered in blood-poop but a dog is a dog.

#75: Necromancer Garris

Pros: None Cons: Is a bad dad.

Reasoning: Don't make a flail out of your family's skulls. It's not goth, it's murder. (and even if they are just made to RESEMBLE his family it's still creepy. You ain't daddy, you ain't even a dad.)

#74: Flame Guardian

Pros: None Cons: You forgot this guy existed right?

Reasoning: Not wearing appropriate PPE for his job. Uses a torch-pole in an endgame area, and is a mindless follower to a spin off religion of a spin off religion of a fake religion. It's like he WANTS to be forgotten by the wikis.

#73: Chief Guardian Arghanthy

Pros: Has a shield that is also a gun. Cons: Loyal to a fake religion.

Reasoning: The fire monks are some of the biggest losers in the Lands between. Oh you dedicate your life to protecting the dumb catholic tree from the fire that literally NEVER dies out? It's like Sisyphus but he wasn't sexy.

#72: Rileigh the Idle

Pros: Is a goth assassin Cons: Is a catholic goth assassin

Reasoning: The confessors all suck. They sneak around and kill innocent people on behalf of the Golden Order. How can you run around holding the stinger of an actual god and still believe in a totally different god who left for milk and never came back? Take off the crepus vial and make some noise while we fuck, honestly.

#71: Inquisitor Ghiza

Pros: Has a cool weapon Cons: Got kicked out of two loser cults.

Reasoning: He was too much of a loser for Castle Marais, and then tries to kill you even if you join the Recusants. Dude, i'm on your side, put down the pizza cutter.

#70: Gatekeeper Gostoc

Pros: None Cons: Robs from poor, gives to self.

Reasoning: Imagine Patches with zero rizz. I ain't fucking this dude, he feels like he lives in his parents basement, but is also not paying them rent.

#69: (Nice) Master Lustat

Pros: Sellen Approves of him. Cons: Is made of rock and is probably dead.

Reasoning: Back in the day, when he WASN'T a rock, he was probably a stuffy old codger who cared more about magic than people. But if Sellen approves, I'd take him over anyone else lower on this list.

#68: Ensha The Royal Remains

Pros: Is goth Cons: Is loyal to Gideon, emotionally unavailable.

Reasoning: Look, we are finally getting to characters I might actually sleep with. But being goth only gets you so far. You work for Gideon? You try to kill me when you could just let me open up the Haigtree path and follow? Do you have any original thoughts in your head? You can't be goth AND be shackled to the system man.

#67: Primeval Sorcerer Azur

Pros: Feels chill, Sellen Approves. Cons: Is made of rock and is probably dead.

Reasoning: Same as Lustat, but I just get better vibes from him. Maybe it's the green tone of his crystals, maybe it's the cool spell he gives, but honestly, it's probably because he's in the Hermit Village, where misguided but well meaning Sorcerers are at least TRYING to reach out to the Demi-humans. Who knows, maybe he was chill.

#66: Finger Maiden Therolina

Pros: I could fix her Cons: Can't be fixed.

Reasoning: She's a mindless puppet and that's sad. It's too late for a real relationship, but call me crazy, a tarnished without a maiden, a maiden without a tarnished... there could have been something there... two ships passing in the night I guess.

Continued in Part 2: ->

Why did I do this again?

Part 3 -> Part 4 ->

[undasura]

btw koharu rikka is my robo-rali voice claim... im really excited bc her voicebanks have a "lite"/free version i can play around w >:^) this is what she sounds like btw